THE SICK PERSON DEDUCTION

Do you know what sucks???? Making plans and having it messed up.
I was sooo psyched this weekend. Here I was thinking our first time must be great so I pulled all the strings to bring you guys a perfect dinner.
Then I fall sick. Doesn’t it just suck?????????????? But I did not let that get me too down, because I rediscovered an old mathematical equation that practically saves lives...

Now let me introduce you to a winning mathematical deduction that can hardly ever go wrong
βa + lX = 0
Where’ β’ refers to a  person
‘a’ refers to some kind of health distress
‘lX’ refers to a soup; with the soup as constant and the main protein used as variable. NB; Chicken is the preferred variable.
The equation is equal to zero because with the correct variables, equilibrium will be achieved.
This is the simplified version of the equation worked with the perfect variables

Sick person + chicken soup =HEALTHY PERSON

Let me introduce you to the NEW CHICKEN SOUP which “saves lives”.


THE NEW CHICKEN SOUP

Ingredients

2 pounds chicken cut into about 1 inch chunks
2 -3 sizable onions
6 peppers
3 medium sized tomatoes
Ginger
4-5 garlic
Water
Salt
Method

Blend some onions, garlic and ginger.
Place chicken in a pan, add the blended spices, some salt to taste and steam uncovered for about 6-10 mins over medium or until you see some traces of oil from the chicken
Remove chicken chunks from pan
Without rinsing out pan, add water, make two or three cuts across 2 onions without breaking it and drop in water, add pepper (be sure to count number of pepper you put in),drop in tomatoes, cover and leave to boil for 20 mins or till tomatoes are soft and breaking
Take tomatoes and pepper out and blend (be sure that you have the same number of pepper as you dropped in).
Pour back into soup leave to boil for about 10 more mins then take out onions, allow to cool a bit and blend with 2-3 garlic
Pour into soup, add salt to taste, drop chicken in and leave soup to simmer slowly for another 15-20 mins.



Comments

  1. Mya19 December 2011 at 11:19

    Amma your meal sounds fantastic but i really had a problem reading it. The font size is too small and the italics makes it difficult to read. Can you make it clearer?

    Thanks,
    Mya

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  2. mona's madne$$20 December 2011 at 05:01

    ahhh! Maame delete your comment! i want to be the first one to comment!...hahaha
    anyway Naa omg u managed to add your geek things to cookin eh! smh. anyway how i wish the food could automatically jump off the page and into my plate! lol .
    Great job though!

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  3. Stunna1x20 December 2011 at 22:48

    Please can we now hv da abunuabunu!....n cn u kindly show as wher 2 get da accutruments too as "ayoyo" is hard 2 find in town..lool

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