THE SICK PERSON DEDUCTION
Do you know what sucks???? Making plans and having it messed up. I was sooo psyched this weekend. Here I was thinking our first time must be great so I pulled all the strings to bring you guys a perfect dinner. Then I fall sick. Doesn’t it just suck?????????????? But I did not let that get me too down, because I rediscovered an old mathematical equation that practically saves lives... Now let me introduce you to a winning mathematical deduction that can hardly ever go wrong β a + l X = 0 Where’ β’ refers to a person ‘ a ’ refers to some kind of health distress ‘ l X’ refers to a soup; with the soup as constant and the main protein used as variable. NB; Chicken is the preferred variable. The equation is equal to zero because with the correct variables, equilibrium will be achieved. This is the simplified version of the equation worked with the perfect variables Sick person + chicken soup =HEALTHY PERSON Let me introduce you to the NEW CHICKEN SOUP which “saves lives”. THE NE...